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February 3, 2021

Drake Songs or 16th-Century Lutenist John Dowland Parlor Bops with Which to Court Your Desired After This Foul Plague Hath Passed?

by James Bennett, II
January 13, 2021

Trust Fund Kid or Golden Retriever?

by Jen Schalliol Huang
January 12, 2021

The Final Days of Graduate School or the Final Days of Trump’s Presidency?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
November 13, 2020

NXIVM Sex Cult Leader or Outgoing President of the United States?

by Julie Casper Roth
October 14, 2020

Donald Trump or
E.E. Cummings?

by Chandler Dean and Patrick Vermillion
October 5, 2020

Media Report On Donald Trump’s Health or Media Report On Kim Jong-un’s Health?

by Tom Russell
September 21, 2020

Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?

by Amanda Lehr
August 20, 2020

Living With a Pandemic or a Newborn?

by Lauri Watkins
August 5, 2020

Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?

by Jacob Pacey
July 31, 2020

Growing Up In a Strict Immigrant Household or Living Through a Pandemic?

by Emily Gao

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July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
May 16, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025

by Carrie Brownstein

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May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren
May 22, 2025

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by John Warner
May 21, 2025

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman