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either-or

February 21, 2024

Morrissey or Trump?

by Zack Stanton
February 16, 2024

Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?

by Carlos Greaves
February 8, 2024

Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?

by Ele Pawelski
January 26, 2024

Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis

by Sara K. Runnels
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
October 12, 2023

Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?

by Julia Bensfield Luce and Nate Luce
September 15, 2023

Knight of the Round Table or Involuntary Grunting Noise I Make Getting Up from a Deep Chair?

by Berkley Johnson
September 1, 2023

Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?

by Kristen Mulrooney and Matthew Mulrooney
July 17, 2023

Side Hustles of My High School Students or Second Jobs of My Teacher Friends?

by Alyssa Hull
June 28, 2023

Streetwear Brand or Eighteenth-Century Skin Condition?

by Ellie Skrzat

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May 28, 2025

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by The Editors of McSweeney’s
July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
May 16, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025

by Carrie Brownstein

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This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren
May 22, 2025

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by John Warner
May 21, 2025

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman