Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

Understanding the Official Soundtrack of the Republican National Convention

Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis

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As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

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Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat