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All posts tagged
supreme-court
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 27, 2022We’re the Supreme Court and, Honestly, We Just Want You All to Die
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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May 11, 2022Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
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May 11, 2022A Brief and True History of Murder
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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May 6, 2022Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day