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All posts tagged
speeches
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January 4, 2011Spider-Man Speaks At Career Day
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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September 7, 2010A Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On the Eve of a Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race
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September 3, 2010Orations of a Pre-Postcolonial Oompa Loompa to His Revolutionary Brothers in Arms
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May 10, 2010To the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
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March 9, 2010The Keynote Address at the Annual Conspirators’ Convention.
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February 16, 2010When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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September 30, 2009A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference
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July 27, 2009God’s Resignation Speech