shitshows

President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds

We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking

Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance

“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row

Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers

As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University

Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term