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    Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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    FAQ: School Book Fair
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  • November 28, 2018
    What the School Photographer Said to Make Your Child Look Like That
    by Jeremy Blachman
  • August 27, 2018
    Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
    by Rachel Rabkin Peachman
  • February 28, 2018
    My Son is Only 9 Years Old and He’s Already Disrupting a 27-Person Classroom
    by Hannah Wolansky
  • January 29, 2018
    Ways to Forestall Your Child’s Inevitable Misery at School
    by Amy Ettinger and Dan White
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