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All posts tagged

retirement

March 24, 2025

My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead

by Meg Reid
June 23, 2021

I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?

by Ben Lyons
October 17, 2019

My Biggest Regrets About Retiring at 24

by Jonathan Zeller
April 12, 2018

GOP Retirement Announcement Template

by Teddy Wayne
October 8, 2009

George W. Bush’s Retirement To-Do List Regarding the Gophers on Crawford Ranch

by Kate Hahn
May 10, 2007

Statler And Waldorf Get Evicted From Their Retirement Home

by Rob Bloom
December 1, 2006

Nuclear Plant or Retirement Community?

by Josh Fischel
January 5, 2005

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper

by Dan Kennedy
November 10, 2004

The Riddler Makes an Announcement

by John Moe
June 6, 2001

Mysteries And Conundrums To Be Solved With One Hour Left Until My Retirement From The Force

by Mike Sacks

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May 28, 2025

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by The Editors of McSweeney’s
July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
May 16, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025

by Carrie Brownstein

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by Rachel Koren
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by John Warner
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by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman