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    Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?
    by Leslie Maslow
  • November 7, 2014
    Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Café Gentry: A Short Play
    by Vinson Cunningham
  • October 29, 2014
    The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
    by Wesley Browne
  • August 22, 2014
    We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
    by Pablo Goldstein
  • October 24, 2013
    I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
    by Keaton Patti
  • October 22, 2013
    Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
    by Dan Kennedy
  • September 30, 2013
    The Ultimate Small Plates Tasting Menu
    by Kate Hahn
  • June 3, 2013
    Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend
    by Jesse Eisenberg
  • March 11, 2013
    Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
    by Pete Reynolds
  • August 1, 2012
    Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Tcby.
    by Jesse Eisenberg
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