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    by Elizabeth Bastos
  • January 5, 2005
    A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
    by Kate Brown
  • February 5, 2004
    Quotes from Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies
    by Jason McGregor
  • May 30, 2002
    Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty
    by Todd Levin
  • January 28, 2002
    Quoting My Philosophy Professors Out of Context
    by Jeremy Richards
  • December 10, 2001
    Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
    by Dave Reidy and Kevin Guilfoile
  • June 21, 2001
    Our Long National Nightmare Is Finally Over.
    by Sean Carman
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