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  • June 30, 2022
    Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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  • June 14, 2022
    My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
    by Sarah Suksiri
  • June 10, 2022
    We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
    by Rochelle E. Fisher
  • June 9, 2022
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    by Meghan Rosen
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