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All posts tagged
murder
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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June 1, 2020How to Use the Past Exonerative Tense to Uphold White Supremacy
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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March 11, 2020A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!