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All posts tagged
donald-trump
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February 12, 2025Trump Is Just Threatening to Do Something Stupid as a Terrible Negotiation Tactic
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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January 29, 2025Deferred Culling Email to President Nyarlathotep’s Workforce
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope