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donald-trump
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April 25, 2025The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees
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April 22, 2025Frat Party University Will Not Comply with the Trump Administration’s Demands
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April 22, 2025We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI
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April 21, 2025I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife
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April 21, 2025This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law
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April 16, 2025Additional Recession Indicators
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers
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April 11, 2025Forget the Ten Plagues and Escaping, the Pharaoh and His Rich Friends Say They’re on Our Side
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April 10, 2025Playing Headline-Stealing Games with the Economy is a Great Way to Distract Everyone from Your Human Rights Atrocities