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May 21, 2025Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours
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April 22, 2025We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information