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All posts tagged
crime
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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July 20, 2011This Standoff Has Gone On Long Enough
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!