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All posts tagged
cars
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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April 6, 2022From Now On, the Fast & Furious’s Dominic Toretto Will Only Drive a Honda Odyssey
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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May 21, 2021Please, the Only Way I Can Parallel Park Is If You Constantly Stare at Me
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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June 26, 2020What Your Car Dealer Says and What He Really Means
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You