McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
aerosmith
-
March 21, 2017Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”
-
July 8, 2014I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
-
September 1, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
-
January 28, 2010Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice