McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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October 22, 2010An Open Letter to People Who Insist That New York is the Only Place to Get a Decent Bagel
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September 17, 2010An Open Letter to Hilary Duff After an Unexpected Transcendental Experience
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September 10, 2010An Open Letter to People Who, When I Tell Them I Am an American Sign Language Interpreter, Tell Me How Difficult They Imagine Braille Is to Learn/Read Books With
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September 4, 2010An Open Letter to My Self Respect
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August 13, 2010An Open Letter to Parkay
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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July 9, 2010An Open Letter to the “ECO” Light On the Dashboard of My Car
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July 2, 2010An Open Letter to the Guy Who Bought Our House
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June 25, 2010An Open Letter to the Person in Charge of New Punctuation
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June 18, 2010An Open Letter to Dreams
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June 11, 2010An Open Letter to My Abandoned MA English Degree
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May 28, 2010An Open Letter to the Patrons of the Karaoke Bar Across the Street from Me