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Sarah Hutto is writer with a heart of gold and irritable bowels who lives in Maine. She has written for The New Yorker, Washington Post, and Reductress.

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    The Secret of Ancestor Fields Farm Is Our Land. Also, Our Polygamy
    by Sarah Hutto
  • May 19, 2022
    I Regret to Inform You That I Can Get Pregnant with My Legs Closed
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  • May 28, 2021
    FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
    by Sarah Hutto
  • January 20, 2021
    A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
    by Sarah Hutto
  • July 3, 2020
    The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
    by Sarah Hutto
  • May 28, 2020
    What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
    by Sarah Hutto
  • December 23, 2019
    What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
    by Sarah Hutto
  • November 21, 2019
    How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
    by Sarah Hutto
  • October 1, 2019
    Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
    by Sarah Hutto
  • May 10, 2019
    Barely Useful Mom Trivia
    by Sarah Hutto
  • November 2, 2018
    DIY Fall Centerpieces to Own the Patriarchy
    by Sarah Hutto
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