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Rachel Klein is a writer, performer, and teacher living in Boston, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared online in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Toast.

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    I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
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    Your Personalized Spotify Summer Playlist
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    Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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    Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
    by Rachel Klein
  • October 16, 2015
    Dante’s Orchard
    by Rachel Klein
  • July 27, 2015
    Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
    by Rachel Klein
  • January 14, 2015
    Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
    by Rachel Klein
  • September 8, 2014
    Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
    by Rachel Klein
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