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Matt Hearnden
Like many people, Matt was born. A former child, he is tall but he is not beets. Matt has been writing on the internet for years to no fanfare. In his spare time, he annoys his fiancée while she tries to work from home, plays with his toy poodle puppy, and reaffirms his love for the Oxford comma. Matt is also a LinkedIn Top Voice, for some reason. (He told me he does not wish to speak in the first person at this time.)