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Justine Cotter is a comedy writer and creative director based in NYC.

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    I’m the Kind of Person Who Knows When to Pick Her Battles
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  • May 16, 2019
    How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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  • March 28, 2019
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