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Jeff Drake is a Los Angeles-based TV writer, who has written for I’m Sorry on TruTV and Central Park on AppleTV+. He has four kids (all boys) and nearly as many pets. Honestly, it’s a lot.

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    The Wong-Baker Pain Rating Scale Adjusted for Ghostbusting
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  • November 9, 2023
    This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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  • November 8, 2017
    How to Make a Sandwich
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  • September 21, 2015
    Who’s a Good Boy!
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  • February 7, 2014
    The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
    by Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake
  • November 20, 2006
    Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson’s New Book
    by Jeff Drake, Wendy Molyneux, John Roberston, and Ann Slichter
  • November 16, 2006
    Classic Titles We Tried to Turn Into Fake Titles for O.J.‘s New Book That Turned Out to Sound Too Much Like Real Titles for O.J.’s New Book
    by Jeff Drake, Wendy Molyneux, John Roberston, and Ann Slichter
  • February 24, 2006
    But I’d Really Have To Kill You
    by Jeff Drake
  • May 10, 2005
    Dispatches From Couples Therapy
    by Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake
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