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  • September 17, 2007
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  • May 11, 2007
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  • August 2, 2006
    Let’s Just Get Mel Out Of Our System And Then Move On
    by Jay Dyckman and Wendy Molyneux
  • June 21, 2006
    Alternative Inspot E Cards To Anonymously Inform Your Partners That They Might Have Been Exposed To An Std
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  • May 8, 2006
    Thanks for the Intervention
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  • December 9, 2005
    Refreshingly Candid, Yet Admittedly Less Traditional, Pet Notes That My Neighborhood Animal-Adoption Center Would Probably Find to Be More Effective: A Comparison
    by Jay Dyckman
  • November 9, 2005
    Responses in an Interview for a Nanny Position That Will Almost Certainly Sink Your Chances of Getting the Job
    by Jay Dyckman
  • September 15, 2005
    Strategic Attempts to Deflect Attention by the Most Obviously Overweight Member of the Donner Party
    by Jay Dyckman
  • August 1, 2005
    A Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes’s Former Best Friend
    by Jay Dyckman
  • July 7, 2005
    Re: Hardy Boys Manuscript Submission
    by Jay Dyckman
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