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  • February 11, 2010
    Good Cop, Other Cops
    by Frank Ferri
  • January 14, 2010
    Great Moments in Sports, Which, Had They Involved Me, Would Not Have Been Such Great Moments
    by Frank Ferri
  • October 13, 2009
    AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
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  • June 29, 2009
    Welcome to Our Branding House
    by Frank Ferri
  • March 2, 2009
    Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website
    by Frank Ferri
  • January 27, 2009
    My Ideas for Staged Photos Set Me Apart From Other Wedding Photographers
    by Frank Ferri
  • January 5, 2009
    A Mail Carrier Realizes That a Family’s Netflix Movie Has Yet to Be Returned
    by Frank Ferri
  • November 19, 2007
    Referee Ed Hochuli’s More Notable Calls
    by Frank Ferri
  • October 31, 2007
    Innovative Mischief-Night Pranks You Are More Than Welcome to Play on Me
    by Frank Ferri
  • October 8, 2007
    The Neurotic Pickup Artist
    by Frank Ferri
  • April 4, 2007
    After Reading Some Of My Journal Entries, It’s Clear That I Need To Stop Watching Porn
    by Frank Ferri
  • March 9, 2007
    Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
    by Frank Ferri
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