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  • August 8, 2018
    I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
    by David Hart
  • October 6, 2015
    I Am the Visionary Conference Planner You’re Looking For
    by David Hart
  • November 5, 2013
    Inbox Om
    by David Hart
  • July 12, 2013
    An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
    by David Hart
  • September 4, 2012
    I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
    by David Hart
  • September 28, 2011
    Masterpiece Theatre’s Missed Connections
    by David Hart
  • July 22, 2011
    An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
    by David Hart
  • April 29, 2009
    The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
    by David Hart
  • February 27, 2009
    Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
    by David Hart
  • December 19, 2007
    “Clue” Accusations, 2012
    by David Hart
  • January 16, 2007
    When TV Resembles Reality
    by David Hart
  • August 23, 2006
    Bedtime Stories by Thom Yorke
    by David Hart
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