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    Key Ring Chronicles: Cotter Pin
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • May 20, 2015
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    by Curtis Edmonds
  • October 16, 2013
    Position Announcement, Staff Auditor (Internal), Open To All Applicants, But Especially Sheila in Risk Management
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  • February 27, 2013
    Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • June 8, 2012
    Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • December 5, 2011
    I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • March 31, 2011
    Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • November 15, 2010
    You Built This City On What?
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • June 8, 2010
    I Don’t Know, Honey, Where Do You Want To Eat?
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • July 29, 2009
    36 Hours on Tralfamadore
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • March 25, 2009
    Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
    by Ryan Garcia and Curtis Edmonds
  • November 19, 2008
    The Cervine Patient Begins His Analysis
    by Curtis Edmonds
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