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  • March 20, 2014
    The First Civil War Reenactment
    by Colin Nissan
  • December 3, 2013
    The Path to Self-Awareness
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 31, 2013
    Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
    by Colin Nissan
  • July 1, 2013
    I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
    by Colin Nissan
  • May 2, 2013
    By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 31, 2012
    Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
    by Colin Nissan
  • August 23, 2012
    A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
    by Colin Nissan
  • July 31, 2012
    An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
    by Colin Nissan
  • May 17, 2012
    I’m the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and This Web Page
    by Colin Nissan
  • April 10, 2012
    The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do
    by Colin Nissan
  • March 16, 2012
    James Joyce Orders a Shamrock Shake
    by Colin Nissan
  • August 1, 2011
    Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor?
    by Colin Nissan
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