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Colin Heasley

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Colin Heasley is originally from Cortland, New York. His humor writing has appeared in Reductress, Electric Literature, The Offing, and The New Yorker, and he currently lives in Los Angeles with his partner.

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  • February 17, 2022
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  • August 12, 2019
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    by Colin Heasley and Megan Broussard
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    Public Disgrace Generator
    by Colin Heasley and Emma Brewer
  • April 24, 2019
    Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History
    by Colin Heasley
  • December 7, 2018
    Famous Authors’ ASMR Props
    by Colin Heasley
  • May 10, 2016
    Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
    by Colin Heasley
  • October 29, 2015
    Are You J. Crew, J. Jill, J. Mendel, or J. Edgar Hoover?
    by Colin Heasley
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