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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
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October 24, 2024They Don’t Tell You This in the Hot Dog Handbook
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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October 22, 2024You Kids Think You’re Punk? Then Name Two SR-71 Albums
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October 22, 2024Haunting Strategies When Your Dilapidated Mansion Gets Converted into an Airbnb
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October 21, 2024Every Person in Every Meeting Ever
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October 21, 2024Honest Search Results for “Zucchini Bread Recipe”
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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October 18, 2024What Your Twelve-Foot Home Depot Skeleton Says About Your Recent Divorce