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March 6, 2025This Job Interview Would Go a Lot Better If You Asked Me More Questions About Cheers
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March 5, 2025Helm’s Deep Shall Henceforth Be Known as Sauron’s Deep. No, Not That Sauron
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March 5, 2025I Am Trapped in the Criterion Closet
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 5, 2025Okay, You Try Thinking of a Better Way to Protest President Nyarlathotep’s Terror Telecast
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March 4, 2025Russian Phrases for Americans: A Practical Guide for Our New Reality
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March 4, 2025I’m Your Chiropractor, and Trust Me, Your Spine Is Supposed to Sound Like That
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign