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This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned
“Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed.” -
Reviews of New Food
Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy
“I have to assume these were discovered by accident, like X-Rays, penicillin, and Marilyn Monroe.” -
Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours
“Be advised that we’re monitoring the em dashes, as they appear to be coded signals potentially indicative of subversive coordination.” -
I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat
“The surgery itself should be quick, maybe forty-five minutes. You will be asleep the whole time. This hat will be on my head. When we’re finished, they’ll bring you out to our post-anesthesia care unit while I continue to wear this hat.”
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May 16, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025
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May 15, 2025Reviews of New Food: Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Rojo Crisps
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June 11, 2019Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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January 15, 2018What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means
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December 6, 2017Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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October 19, 2017Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
Interviews, Essays, and Excerpts
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May 20, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Margaret Ross
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May 16, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025
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May 15, 2025Reviews of New Food: Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Rojo Crisps
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May 13, 2025Hello, I’m New Here
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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